I love to be spoiled, showered with gifts and flattered. Not that this means I will make life any easier for you. I will still tease and torment you, as I mentioned earlier: this is my prerogative.

Here is a list of ideal gifts for those yearning for suggestions:

A quality bottle of red wine: a Rioja or an Australian Henske

Quality stockings in size medium

Angel Perfume by Thierry Mugler

Vouchers for Selfridges

Toys for my playroom

Latex wear by Atsuko Kudo in medium

An Apple MacBook

A medium format camera

Or, simply take me shopping.